Monthly Archives: July 2006

DO NOT FOLLOW THIS LINK IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY BOOGERS (OR SODOMY)From Kevin Smith: Why is seeing a finger up someone’s nose considered such bad form? I see someone picking their nose, I’m like “Now THERE’S a motherfucker I … Continue reading →

http://www.apple.com/retail/camp/The kids spent Monday morning at Barton Creek Mall, which is about a gajillion miles from our house, but also happens to be the location of the nearest Apple Store. They were at Music Camp and each made their own … Continue reading →

Renowned author Dan Brown staggered through his formulaic opening sentence The simple fact is that if you are ever mentioned on page 1 of a Dan Brown novel you will be mentioned with an anarthrous occupational nominal premodifier…, and you … Continue reading →

Police Seize Camera With Pitt-Jolie Photos So, this in and of itself isn’t all that interesting. But take a gander at this seemingly innocuous statement: Local police [went] to recover a digital camera’s memory stick after [the photos] were tracked … Continue reading →