Redneck Penguins
While snacking on some HEB "Texas Fun Shape" pretzels with a friend this afternoon, we were attempting to discern the various shapes in the bag and their Texas-themed heritage. There were the ubiquitous Texas-shaped ones, and also some that were shaped like cowboy boots and another shaped like a bell. We never could figure out the theme behind the bell. Bear erroneously associated the bell with the Alamo, but we quickly realized was probably subliminal associations with Taco Bell, not the Alamo.Anyway, there were also these pretzels that were shaped like penguins. At least I think they were penguins. They looked exactly like penguins and pretty much like nothing else. But we couldn't place the penguins in the Texas gestalt.
Until we realized that perhaps the penguins were supposed to wear the boots and ring the bell.

1 Comments:
At 6:54 PM, RayJay said…
OF COURSE the pengiuns are meant to ring the Almo bell! WHO ELSE is gonna ring it?!!
And I used to think you were a genius...
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